FGF – Quotes

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
James Thurber

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams

Posted on October 11, 2013, in Feel Good Friday, Humor, Quotes and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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