FGF – Quotes

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Phyllis Diller

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me.
Elayne Boosler

Posted on November 15, 2013, in Feel Good Friday, Quotes and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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