FGF – Quotes

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Paula Poundstone

Never put a sock in a toaster.
Eddie Izzard

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
Richard Lewis

The next time you have a thought… let it go.
Ron White

Posted on January 17, 2014, in Feel Good Friday, Quotes and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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